January 3, 2005

Guys who pre-flush the urinal

Filed under: Miscellany — Barry Hawkins @ 6:22 pm

What is up with guys who pre-flush the urinal?

For the benefit of all women and men who have yet to witness this neurosis, I am referring to folks who walk up to a urinal, flush it, urinate in it, then flush it again. I have also witnessed some more severely afflicted with this issue flush at regular intervals during urination; this is usually observed in men more advanced in age, for whom this biological necessity has become a more protracted process.

What is wrong with these people? Why do they flush before starting? What a waste of water! Are they too good to pee into water perhaps already used by someone? Can they only go when there’s a pristine bowl of water before them?

During visits to bathroom stalls, where one is often detained for long enough periods of time to have multiple urinal visitors enter, I have even heard them come in and pre-flush right behind someone who just flushed. So what is the rationale there? Is there a fear that the water is stale, or that someone with clear pee has laid a trap to trick them into peeing into a urinal bowl that already has urine in it?

It’s weird and unnecessary. Hear me, pre-flushers; stop this madness!

1 Comment »

  1. Hilarious!

    I just observed that today. Just after I flushed and left the urinal, the guy behind me flushed again. I mean, is my urine so vile, it requires multiple flushes to wash away its jaundice shame?

    While washing my hands, I noticed he did it again. Apparently he applies the shampoo credo of ?rinse & repeat? to all aspects of his life.

    I wonder if these guys repeatedly flush the toilet when they’re on the commode? I’d try it myself, but I’d prefer not having cold water splash under my nether regions.

    Comment by An — January 31, 2005 @ 5:07 pm

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